WHERE IS MY GLITTER?!
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1. It's Mardi Gras this weekend.
2. This weekend!
3. Jeez, that's come around quickly.
4. I have to take the night off work.
5. FUCK.
6. Can't believe I forgot to ask for it off.
7. I'm such a bad queer.
8. Will they let me?
9. Eh, I'm sure it'll be fine.
10. I can always chuck a sickie.
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11. Wonder if it'll rain this year.
12. It's Fred Nile that always prays for rain, right?
13. I think it's Fred Nile.
14. Is Fred Nile even still alive?
15. *Googles Fred Nile*
16. Yep.
17. I hope it doesn't rain.
18. I'll take a poncho.
19. Or a garbage bag with holes, let's be real.
20. What will I wear?
21. Do I still have those shorts?
22. ...Katie still has them.
23. What about that shir... nope.
24. Shit, I'll have to go shopping.
25. *Opens wallet*
26. Arrrrrggghhh.
27. *closes wallet*
28. Aaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhh.