In other words: take me.
There's a new Hercules comic coming out in November! This time, Hercules has huuuge muscles, big ole' nipples, wears a harness, has a man bun, AND a perfect hairy chest! Do I even have to mention that scruff?! How iconic!
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The World's first super hero decides it's time to get back in the game, protect the innocent, defend the world, and generally remind everyone why he set the mark for heroism in the first place. Make way… Hercules is back! The greatest son of Olympus is thrown into the fight against threats ancient and modern, and Hercules demonstrates that a legend, no matter how strong he is, survives on his experience, and his ability to move with the times. A modern world, an age-old hero… and blockbuster action! Hercules #1 goes on sale this November