Sure, let’s eat a burrito and then have sex, sounds like a great idea.
In gay porn, EVERYBODY is available for sex.
ABC
In real life, if you tried to pay for your pizza with your ass, there's a slim-to-none chance it would actually work.
In gay porn, actors get down to the business without so much as a wet wipe in preparation for all the sex.
Logo TV
In real life, spontaneous sex isn't always advisable.
Warner Bros