If you’ve ever wondered what lesbian sex is like, these haikus are for you.
The following lesbian sex haikus (with cats!) are excerpted from The Lesbian Sex Haiku Book (with Cats!), in stores now:
Kelsey Beyer / Flatiron Books
Lesbian foreplay:
Strip every time Rachel
Maddow makes a pun.
Strap-on sex is fun
Until you realize, you
Don't know when to stop.